Monday, August 14, 2006

lost doctor in internet voyeur shock

as gary oldman once said, "i am very disappointed."

i have shed the shackles of this profession in the past few days and have been out drinking and clubbing for not just one but two weeks (count 'em) in a row.

i have been, to say the least, very pleased with myself.

until i realised that the photographer supposedly taking random shots at the last club i was at had actually decided to snap my normally beautiful face in the most awkward of poses and, to add insult to injury, plaster it all over the internet for all to see and point and laugh at.

you will of course appreciate the reasons for not posting a link to said picture here on MOADD.

i lament the state of the world when ordinary folks like myself should fear going out for being snapped by a wannabe paparazzo.

posh and becks: i know how you feel.

and to top this, the CANADIANS have pulled a similar stunt. they have hidden a pic on their website which is also the least flattering portrait one could imagine, emphasising an extremely tired D&C post nights attempting to non-chalantly point at the camera very casually but ultimately looking like what can only be described as a total cunt. and therefore no link shall exist to this photo either.

i can only imagine that they have done this for pure comedy reasons.

as a result the london canadian embassy 2 is closed indefinitely.

the lost doctor is very disappointed.

[the holloways are barely keeping me happy with their new single two left feet. alternatively i suggest you check out apathy using a sample from the white stripes on "it takes a seven nation army to hold me back."]

[if you haven't already bought a copy of Casa by my good buddy Roger (Dean Young and The Tin Cup|), I implore you to do so - "eez very cheeep for to do romance inside you" as Borat might say - look here]

3 comments:

Kate said...

I apologize on behalf of my nation for such unthinking crassness and invasion of privacy.

Moo said...

How inconsiderate of them to take photos of you! Especially since you weren't 'ready'!!

tiger said...

Yes, that's dreadful! Please post them so we can see just how dreadful it really is and sympathise properly. :-)