i was walking down the stairs to the "mess" (the room that we doctors spend a tenner a month funding so that it acts as a safe haven away from the barking commands of other healthcare professionals) when i noticed this new sign. i broke out in hysterical laughter which then descended into crying and wailing. to top things off my purchased sodexho sandwich disintegrated in my hands moments later "salmon and dill" all over the floor.
[i am listening to regina spektor - buy her new album! it's great! and she seems a bit nuts in a tori amos way]